It took me all of 5 minutes to set up my Internet connection; that was entirely too easy. Even my telephone is still working, the one simple piece of technology I was sure I'd botch up by fiddling with its wires (the phone now runs through the modem so I can use both at the same time...gotta love ADSL). Armageddon must be upon us. This is too good to be true.*
* What can I say? I impress easily.