Email sent to me yesterday afternoon by Randal:
maybe there should be a whole tout industry attached to libraries the way hostels and guest houses have.
Hey where you going? I have nice book. Good quality.
Uh, I'm looking for The Rights of Refugees, 3rd edition.
Oh, that book burned up.
Big fire. Here. How about this?
That's a book on torts.
Yes, good book. Very nice, very niiice.
I laughed so hard, I almost choked on the grapes I was munching at the time. LMAO.
* I came thisclose to titling this post, à la Strasmark, "Conversations funnier to the people having them, an occasional series".