Is that your stomach rumbling???

They had a small earthquake south of here, in Aichi Prefecture, just over an hour ago, and Randal felt it in Kitagata-cho, slightly northwest of where I am, but in Gifu City itself, I didn't feel a thing, even though technically I am between Kitagata-cho and the epicentre. Darn geological movements and faults that don't follow straight lines. Nothing moved here, not even the slightest little bit. I didn't even knock anything over accidentally and get to blame it on an earthquake. It's not fair.